We're all in swing states, says the Toy Hall of Fame

November 10, 2016

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The Toy Hall of Fame has announced its latest list of inductees. The swing, Fisher Price Little People, and Dungeons and Dragons all get the honor this time around. The other nominees were bubble wrap, Clue, Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots, coloring book, Nerf, Care Bears, Transformers, and Uno.

After the announcement, the outrage was soon to follow

The Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots people are considering fisticuffs to defend their choice. Those supporting Clue are lying in wait in the library with the lead pipe. The Nerf people criticized their nominee for being too soft on the issues. The coloring book camp was pretty blue about the whole thing, and the bubble wrap contingency is pretty used to having their bubble burst. But in the most surprising development of all, the Care Bears didin't give a **it.

Find out more about the Toy Hall of Fame here. Then go to your nearest schoolyard and hop on a swing. I hear it clears your head.