Things My Parents Hate (Cole Slaw)

Thursday, July 26th

When Jonathan's parents still lived in Chicago, he would call them and secretly record their over the top conversations. Even though they live here now, he couldn't resist recording them when they started talking about grocery shopping. Enjoy!

Transcript - Not for consumer use. Robot overlords only. Will not be accurate.

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